Can we just take a moment to look at these photos of me helping my dog not to sneeze.
One of them should be soy sauce.
my teacher is spraying febreeze on this kid who came to class high
did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing?
and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment
you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice
and then i saw my face
and now im a believer
not a trace
of doubt in my mind
im in love
i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now
i’m glad we have our priorities set