I like cats and basketball, that's pretty much it.

disneyprincest:

my teacher is spraying febreeze on this kid who came to class high

dewces:

basically.

lolsofunny:

niggaimdeadass:

did u kno that cats do this while you’re asleep to check if you’re breathing? 

and if you’re not alive they will start eating you at that very moment 

(lol here!)

australiansanta:

foodtrucker:

the-average-introvert:

jimmy-carrs-laugh:

kcindys:

foodtrucker:

you’ve never felt self hatred until you’ve heard a recording of your voice

and then i saw my face

and now im a believer

not a trace

of doubt in my mind

stop

im in love

oooooo00000ooo

urbantampon:

i am bed bath and beyond done with you right now

dampsandwich:

i’m glad we have our priorities set

therule-breaker:

princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

holy fuck I’ve never heard a sentence that describes me better

iwillburntheheartrightoutofyou:

aaannalla:

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT ONE!

onlylolgifs:

Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant

joshycouture:

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

let’s watch a Disney Movie, yeah.